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Posted by Tim on April 12, 2007This why we love Russ at www.bloodtypeonline.com:
Grindhouse at the box office:
-This past weekend the opening of “Grindhouse” pulled in 11.6 Million dollars to come in 4th place over the weekend. “Blades of Glory” was #1 with $23 million, “Meet the Robinsons” at #2 with $17 Million, “Are We Done Yet?” came in at #3 at $15 million, and “The Reaping” opened up one spot behind “Grindhouse: at #5 at $10.1 Million.
-Apparently this set off staff member Russ Rutter…..here is his rebuttal.
Runk’s Spew:
The following is the opinion of staff writer Russell Rutter. It does not necessarily reflect the opinion, views, or standards of Bloodtype Online, or any of the other staff members of Bloodtype Online.com. This is also probably not the best thing for people who offend easily or who dislike profanity. Readers discretion advised.
Horror fans that sat at home painting Easter eggs can go and suck off a homosexual priest with syphillis. What the fuck happened to people wanting to have a good time? Obviously these people are watching Ice Cube aka America’s Most Wanted play slap stick with the kidding or maybe a bunch of guys were playing grab ass while watching Blades of Glory. Fuck Family films! They are ruining my life because the chances of a Grindhouse 2 is slim now because other people interest are sodomizing me in a unpolite fashion. Robert Rodriguez’s “Planet Terror” is my favorite zombie film ever and Tarantino made a 3 star slasher/ car chase film with authentic stunts and Kurt FUCKING Russell.
Here is some well thought out FUCK YOU’s
1. Fuck You to anyone who thought the 3 hours plus running time was too long! If you can listen to your girlfriend bitch or go to work without strangling your verbally abusive boss i am sure you can handle some numb ass!
2. Fuck You to anyone who watched The Reaping( a horror film that got shit on by all critics and still made 10 million)… Don’t ever watch a horror film that stars an Academy award winning actress unless its Silence of the Lambs…
3. Fuck the future because i have a feeling Disturbia… a movie staring Shia LaBeough will make gross more than Grindhouse….i am about to puke or commit suicide on easter… I might go see this film because ive been missing out on some recent horror and i have the right to do whatever i please because i supported Grindhouse!!!!!!
4. Fuck the media for making people feel weird for enjoying horror!
5. Fuck The Passion of the Christ because religion profited big time on a bloody and depressing exploitation piece. People rather see Mel Gibson piss off jews than support the Weinsteins Grindhouse double feature.
See i wont bitch that Saw makes money or that Eli Roth is having a successful career in horror but i will bitch or read weekend movie numbers with a painful dose of disbelief when i find out Grindhouse didnt make shit. The movies are split so split the gross…that makes it a 5.5- 6 million dollar weekend for a film i believe to be fun, revolutionary and a homage to the gritty days of old when people enjoyed super cool cinema in run down places. The heroin addicts laying on the floor during Fight For Your Life at least wanted to enjoy good cinema. I am really upset that a movie that deserves to make some doe didn’t come close to expectation. The films exceeded my expectations and made me smile ear to ear. Everyones entitled to their own opinion but you gotta understand horror fans are passionate because good stuff isnt coming out too much in the past couple of years. Remakes and sequels are inevitable and unavoidable and no one other than Rodriguez and Tarantino can get away with much when it comes to on screen violence and they got to sput it on screen in drive in fashion…then no one gets off there ass to support it.-Russ Rutter
