Don't forget to call in 3-1-07 for the new show!

NOW ACCEPTING SUBMISSIONS

THRILLER! CHILLER! is now accepting submissions for our 2007 film festival.

Check out thrillerchiller.com to download submission forms.

This year’s festival will be held Oct 25th through the 27th in Grand Rapids, MI at the Wealthy Street Theater.

Stay tuned for more updates.

Good Luck!

Thriller! Chiller!
Because we love this stuff!

Love Cracked showing

Hosted By::
BiFF JUGGERNAUT Productions

When:
Wednesday Mar 07, 2007
at 8:00 PM

Where::
Anthology Film Archives
32 2nd Avenue
New York, NY 10003
United States
JOIN US!!!

Wed, March 7th

8:00 PM

for a special screening of…

“LovecraCked! The Movie”
*The extended cut!*

“An eclectic mix of terror and laughs.”
-FANGORIA

“Will thrill, shock, disgust and excite every brain cell.
-It’s Only a Movie

“Imagine Broken Lizard and the Troma team joining forces.”
-Sex Gore Mutants

Come to this special 1-night-only screening of “LovecraCked! The Movie” (The extended cut!) at the Anthology Film Archives in NYC! Including the notorious never-before-seen “Coo-coo-Cthulhu” segment! Presented by the NewFilmmakers Screening Series and BiFF JUGGERNAUT Productions. Featuring Lloyd Kaufmann (”Toxic Avenger”), horror-porn queen Joanna Angel (”The Xxxorcist”), and music from “things outside the skin”, “Beret!”, “Cleric”, “Hick Nick and Jew of the Dead” and many more!

- SYNOPSIS -

From BiFF JUGGERNAUT Productions…

Weapon-wielding psychopaths, evil temptresses, creatures from beyond, forces of the unknown, zombie sex… and a journalist without a clue.

With tongue planted firmly in cheek, our story follows the exploits of a bumbling investigative journalist as he struggles to deduce the truth behind the author H.P. Lovecraft and his mysterious past. Along the way, twisted tales play out, pulling him deeper into the mysterious world of the author. Will the journalist finally prevail or will he end up without a clue as usual? One thing’s for sure: the truth is out there… he’s just not entirely sure where.

WATCH! The exploits of a very bad investigative journalist!

WATCH! As he struggles to discover the truth behind Lovecraft and his mysterious past!

WATCH! Hilarious and horrific tales!

Myself and some of the cast/crew will be there so join us for a night or horror & hilarity!

This one’s got it all folks - a little bit of something for everyone and a whole lot of mania for all!

www.anthologyfilmarchives.org
www.newfilmmakers.com
www.biffjuggernaut.com

More Fright Night Film Festival News!

Bastards of Horror will also be at the Louisville, Kentucky show Fright Night Film Festival August 17-19th, 2007. So guys that looks to be our second convention you find us and my books at this year. Don’t forget the first convention, Cinema Wasteland March 30-April 1st, 2007 next month!
www.frightnightfilmfestival.com
See you there!

ASYLUM PRESS RELEASES FIRST WARLASH TRAILER

In futuristic Pittsburgh, Warlash, a biomechanical hybrid warrior, attempts to track down what seems to be a serial killer committing mysterious human mutilations. He soon discovers a rogue geneticist is breeding an army of deadly Zombie Mutants. These genetic monstrosities are not only feeding on the weak, but also changing select humans into a horde of deadly mutating beasts. As the city descends into chaos, Warlash must battle his way to the underground breeding facility and destroy it before it’s too late.

“It’s DARK, ACTION-PACKED and full of CARNAGE,” says writer/artist FRANK FORTE’s, 72 page, glossy, color, graphic novel, featuring art by Macedonian artist Aleksandar Sotirovski (Image, Pixar) and Seattle’s own Ben Olson (Shogo M.A.D, Drakan, Drakan II), doing a painted cover. Published by Asylum Press. WARLASH: ZOMBIE MUTANT GENESIS will be listed in the March 2007 Diamond catalogue, shipping May 2007. Only $4.95!

WARLASH: ZOMBIE MUTANT GENESIS is the first part of a three part story arc entitled WARLASH: ZOMBIE MUTANT MASSACRE.

WARLASH trailer #1 can be seen at:
http://www.warlash.com

Visit the Asylum Press Website: http://www.asylumpress.com/

Fright Night Film Fest News

(Courtesy of: CK and UB at www.deadpit.com)

Aug 17th-19th 2007 in Louisville Kentucky at the Clarion Hotel!

http://www.frightnightfilmfest.com/

Filmmakers can send their submissions NOW!
Hey Pitamaniacs…..We’ve been up to date with the Frightmaster Ken Daniels of the Fright Night Film Fest and here are the CONFIRMED guests:

Texas Chainsaw Massacre Reunion with:

Gunnar Hanson (Leatherface) , John Dugan (Grandpa) , Marilyn Burns (Sally) and Allen Danziger (Jerry) with more to be announced.

Kane Hodder (Jason in Friday the 13th 7 - 10)

Scott Goldberg (All I Want For Christmas, The Forest Hills, Son Of Horror Business)

Robyn Griggs (Severe Injuries, Spicy Sister Slumberparty)

and

The Creepy Kentuckian & Uncle Bill………..lol MANY MANY MORE are in the works and if all works out this will truly be a DEADPIT approved convention!

Check out the site: www.frightnightfilmfest.com

Yet again more fuckin Halloween remake news!

Richard Fancy has joined the cast of HALLOWEEN as DEAN CARPENTER.

Buy the book : 'Gross Movie Reviews Volume One'

Don’t forget people “Gross Movie Reviews Volume Two” is going to be released March 29th at Cinema Wasteland! So if you haven’t bought the first volume, here’s your chance to catch up and buy the first volume of reviews before the second book comes out soon. Check out what Dead Pit Radio raves about! See what more and more horror movies claim to be a great read before you trek out to your local video store or log onto Netflix! Buy and read what you have been missing from all other movie review books…

Quotes from readers, “Buy the book it will change your life.”
“It is a great bathroom book!”

Click this link below to buy the book!

Gross Movie Reviews #81

Gross Movie Reviews #81
By Tim Gross

The Outing (VHS) – A classic horror film from 1986 that has some teenagers who sneak into a museum after hours and are trapped by an ancient genie. You have your blood, not a whole lot in breasts, but one huge ass monster that seems to only move on wheels. The film is very corny and low budget for the 80s usual slasher fare but well worth seeking out at the old video store if you are any kind of 80s horror fan? Not as good as “Sorority Babes Slime Bowl-O-Rama” but still worth the 2 ½ stars I give the film and be warned it starts slow.

Le6ion of the Dead (DVD) – Another horror film from the German filmmaker Olaf Ittenbach that is made in the same vein as Peter Jackson’s “Dead Alive aka Braindead”. For one reason or another, demons, zombies, and serial killers are being drawn to a small town for a show down of sorts. Meanwhile two undead men are going door to door looking for recruits for the war and having a hard time finding them as something bad always happens to the one. And during this all happening somehow a demon girl/waitress falls in love with a man who himself and his friend just happen to walk into this demon war! Lots of blood and gore, lots of humor, lots of action, and a love story make this one hell of a horror film! Before you watch make sure you have beer but also the unrated version as the cut American version barely makes sense and cuts out a good amount of the cool gore scenes. I give the DVD 3 ½ stars.

Slap Shot (DVD) – The hockey film from the mid-70s that gave us the phrase “Old-time hockey…yeah!” Seen all the sports films? You haven’t seen them all if you haven’t seen this film that stars Paul Newman as a hockey player/coach playing for one of the worst teams in the Federation League. Filmed mostly in Johnstown, Pa. A classic sports film for all film fans as I give the movie 4 stars.

Summer Camp Nightmare (VHS) – Chuck Conners stars as a new camp counselor who wants to change a few things at a popular summer camp. When some unruly teenagers object to the changes the teenagers lock up all the adults and take over the camp to change things to the way they want. Think of a summer camp with no rules, no adults, and you have your “Summer Camp Nightmare”. It isn’t exactly a horror film maybe more of an unrated after-school special but a fun film that many horror fans consider close enough to a horror film to be one of many fan favorites from the 80s. This film is well worth the find, I give it 3 ½ stars.

American Gothic (DVD) – Yvonne DeCarlo is a twenty something woman trying to get over the death of her baby by taking a trip with some friends. The small plane they are flying runs into problems and they are forced to land on a small island that happens to have Rod Steiger and his unconventional family living there. They usually kill the visitors until the tables are turned once DeCarlo’s character has a total breakdown and snaps. This downer type of horror film is bleak and has its share of gore that any type of 80s horror fan will want to watch at least once. I give the DVD 3 stars. Also look at the first person get killed as he starred in the “Swamp Thing” TV series as ‘Dr. Arcane’.

Feeders (DVD) – Another horror film from Jon (Woodchipper Massacre) McBride made for most likely under a thousand dollars that has aliens searching earth for food and to takeover the world. The aliens look like they were made from cardboard and are about as flimsy as a sheet of paper. Bad acting, and some bad edits highlight the film but that doesn’t stop Jon from pushing through in making what is laughable at times alien attacking earth film on no money! ‘Feeders’ is another film that Jon has made that is so horrible that you begin to enjoy it. Thank you Jon for giving us bad film fans another bad film to love. I give it 3 stars.

Feeders 2: Slay Bells (DVD) – You can find both films on the same DVD or separate, but this time around Jon McBride hands over the reins of filmmaking to the Polonia brothers but does make a special appearance as a survivor trying to warn everyone. As you can guess this time to aliens are back during Christmas time to feed. The sad part is the film looks to be even on a lower budget if possible and the aliens look even worse as they now look like large green light bulbs! Not as fun as the first film but if you tortured yourself the first time your ass just as well watch the sequel. Honestly, what can it do except kill a few brain cells. Just like the first film lots extras to check out and have fun with. I give it 1 ½ stars.

Among Us (DVD) – A film from the Polonia brothers and Jon (Woodchipper Massacre) McBride who decided to make a micro budgeted film about a filmmaker who has made horror/slasher films about Bigfoot all his career until he has a brush with the real Bigfoot and wants to make a film “Blair Witch style” about Bigfoot. The first half of the film is more of a documentary as the filmmaker is looking for experts of sorts to help him on his search. The second half is the search for Bigfoot. But the film is average at best but entertaining and the film is stolen away by Jon McBride playing a professor who thinks there are Bigfoot monsters everywhere? Funny at times and proves once again the “Blair Witch Project” was fluke and that Jon McBride still knows how to make an entertaining bad film for no money! I give the DVD 3 stars.

Fire Serpent (DVD/Sci-fi Channel) – William Shanter produces a film that stars Nicholas (Xander from ‘Buffy’ TV series) Brandon as a fire fighter who is fighting a fire demon from the sun. Don’t make repeat that… I’m serious, also stars “Night of the Comet’s” Robert Beltran! The movie is horrible and barely watchable but what are you expecting from Shanter? I give it ½ a star.

Any comments or questions please send to: LAN_EMAIL_SUBS or www.myspace.com/slasherfilmfan and you can also find a book I wrote called, “Gross Movie Reviews Volume One” that is available at: www.lulu.com and www.amazon.com . Also you can find me at www.bastardsofhorror.com , www.bloodtypeonline.com , and in the movie review section of Ultra Violent magazine. Remember folks if you are renting from Blockbuster you are not renting from the best! Support your local independent video store! It will keep horror alive………

Why horror movie fans should be disappointed in Sam Raimi’s ‘Ghost House Pictures’?

Why horror movie fans should be disappointed in Sam Raimi’s ‘Ghost House Pictures’?

Article by Tim Gross

Some horror fans that are reading this are wondering why I would throw out such a statement about Mr. Raimi’s production company. Other horror fans reading this will totally understand where I am coming from. To me it is simple… The films that have been released in the past two years from Sam Raimi’s ‘Ghost House Pictures’: Boogeyman, The Grudge 1 & 2, The Messengers, The Return, and I’m sure I am forgetting another one or two other films that have been anything except groundbreaking horror! They have been: a remake, piles of shit, boring, very predictable, a waste of time, an insult to a horror movie fan’s intelligence, and I could go on and on and that is just the nice things. Outside of The Grudge remake, none of these have been considered successes and have been considered down right horrible! And what is with not pushing for an ‘R’ rating? Why PG-13 Mr. Raimi? It has been proven over the past three years or so that the ‘R’ rated horror film is back and making loads of cash. So why make horror films for dummies or horror movies that most of your audience already seen a whole six months ago?

The list of questions could go on and on about Mr. Raimi’s company ‘Ghost House Pictures’. I was one of the first horror fans out of the gate when hearing this company being formed that it would be a godsend for horror fans! I screamed from the rooftops to people and horror fans alike that this could be the greatest thing for horror movies! I even wrote a fucking article about it! But in the past two years or so I have been proven wrong time and time again by Mr. Raimi putting his name on these so-called “horror films”. You would think with Mr. Raimi giving us the Evil Dead films, Darkman, and the Spider-man films he would take some pride in giving us at least somewhat cool horror films? Instead, we get pure fucking cow shit for 90 minutes or so, let me jump for fucking joy! You would think with Mr. Raimi earlier in his career having the trouble he did trying to get Evil Dead and Army of Darkness films released he would have learned from that experience and put that into his thinking when he is a producer for these films? But I guess not. It is becoming apparent anymore these days his company is hurting the genre more than helping it like I first thought. When you read statements in Fangoria about the film ‘The Messengers’, “We wanted to make a horror film that scares 15 year old girls”, you loose faith. Sam Raimi is still one my favorite filmmakers of all time for giving us all he has the past 20 or so years, but these days I can’t forgive him for becoming the new Wes Craven of just throwing your name on any old horror movie in hopes of building the resume as a horror great and taking money from anyone and everyone for pure shit. Mr. Raimi you could learn a thing or two from John Carpenter and George Romero, but that is for another article. These reasons and many more as ‘Ghost House Pictures’ produces more crap or so-called horror films is why horror movie fans should be disappointed in who once was a great mind in the horror genre.

Direct TV's first horror channel, March 1st!

The name of the channel is Chiller!, and March 1st, 2007 is the day it will start on channel 257!

www.directtv.com

Full Moon news: Sequels, you can buy replica dolls, a new Subspecies movie, and more…

Dudes!!! What a crazy few weeks it has been! First our Valentine’s Day - 24 hour - 50% off sale resulted in a huge explosion of orders! No one here expected such a mega response and everyone involved in shipping out our stuff is freaking out! Please be patient as we had hundreds of orders representing over 1000 items!!!

As some of you know I’ll be shooting DECADENT EVIL 2 early April in Little Rock, Arkansas!!! We have a “Battle Of The Bands” contest going on for the next month until the shoot date and I’ll be in Little Rock next Saturday (March 3rd) to kick off the festivities at: VINO’S located at 923 West 7th Street. Their phone # is: 501 375 8466. ALL MEMBERS OF THE FULL MOON FAN CLUB GET IN FREE! MAKE SURE TO BRING YOUR CARDS! We’ll also have some new merchandise and a few surprises!!! Looking forward to seeing you all next Saturday!!!

For more info on the contest go to: www.myspace.com/arkansasmovieproject

We are deep into the pre-production of the 1:1 scale PUPPET AND DOLL REPLICAS. With a little luck they’ll be ready in May. We’ve received a number of emails asking for more details and what they’ll be selling for.still don’t know the price but when they go up sale it will be on a “first come first serve” basis.and the entire run will be limited to 100 each - they will all be numbered and come with a COA.

On our feature film front DEAD MAN’S HAND is almost done and should be out in June. The story takes place in a haunted casino from the 60’s and stars SID HAIG, MICHAEL BERRYMAN & ROBIN SYDNEY!!! DECADENT EVIL 2 is next with PHIL FONDACARO returning as the most fearless and shortest vampire hunter of all time! Other films in pre production for this year are: WORRY DOLLS (maybe the weirdest movie yet!) HEAD OF THE FAMILY 2 & 3 (yes it’s true!!!), A NEW SUBSPECIES FEATURE (finally!) AND A PUPPETMASTER TRILOGY (set during World War II)!!!!!!!!!!

Far-out and awesome!!!

CB

New Dead Pit show 2-23-07!

Don’t forget to listen to these two bastards every Friday night!

www.deadpit.com

Horror Business release date!

When:
Tuesday Mar 13, 2007
at 7:00 AM
Where::
In Stores March 13th, 2007
Everywhere

Christopher P. Garetano’s HORROR BUSINESS DVD RELEASE - March 13th, 2007

Horror Business is an outrageously entertaining documentary about guerrilla horror filmmakers and the bizarre culture that drives them to pursue their dreams. In 2003, filmmaker Christopher P. Garetano began what would become a two year journey to discover what possesses people to become horror filmmakers… Armed with nothing but a camera and a microphone, Chris traveled all over the United States to visit independent filmmakers on and off their sets. In Horror Business you will witness that two year journey unfold and meet some truly independent filmmakers including Mark Borchardt (American Movie) and Dave Gebroe (Zombie Honeymoon) along with monster movie personalities like Herschell Gordon Lewis (Blood Feast), Joe Bob Briggs (cult film critic & author), and Sid Haig (Spider Baby, The Devils Rejects). Horror Business is a timeless essay of popcorn generation nostalgia and behind-the-scenes moments that just may prove ..movie making really is no way to spend a life..

THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT!
ON DVD EVERYWHERE MARCH 13TH
Pre-order Now for only $9.99
CLICK ON THE IMAGE BELOW.

SIDE NOTE: Filmmaker Scott Goldberg will be featured in the sequel to HORROR BUSINESS entitled SON OF HORROR BUSINESS which is currently in production.

Bloody Murder Fan website!

Like Tiffany Shepis? Like Tiffany Shepis in Bloody Murder 2 film? Then check out this fan site!
www.bloodymurderfilms.cjb.net

Tiffany Shepis chat, tonight only 2-22-07!

www.tiffany-shepis.com

We will be there talking about stupid shit like movies n stuff from 9pm Eastern till bout 10.

C U …there.

xxx,
T

Win a EHFF t-shirt & 2 DVD's! Get entered to win our grand prize!

Hey Fang Gang!

After a much needed rest the monsters at the Eerie Horror Film Festival are wide awake and ready for action!

First up on the platter - a new contest for you to sink your teeth into!

We’re giving away a cool, Eerie Horror Fest t-shirt and two, count ‘em, two DVD’s to one lucky winner on March 15, 2007!

Be the proud owner of Shock-O-Rama’s “Bite Me!” and the ulta-rare “Malatesta’s Carnival of Blood”, a lost classic from the early 1970’s with Herve de Villechaize! Of course you will be the envy of all of your fiends with your awesome new Eerie Horror Fest logo shirt too!

On top of that, you will be entered to win our grand prize in September: TWO All Access Passes to this year’s Eerie Horror Film Festival!

All you have to do is to post our banner on your MySpace page (or personal page if you’d like) with a link back to our site.

Then send an e-mail to: LAN_EMAIL_SUBS with your t-shirt size and where you posted our banner and that’s it!

We’ll select one winner at random on March 15th! (Only entries sent to the e-mail address above will be accepted. Please put the words “Banner Contest” in the Subject line.)

We will announce a new contest the next day BUT everyone who enters and has our banner up is eligible for each monthly prize! You only have to enter once! As long as our banner stays up, you’re entered to win.

Winners will be notified via e-mail and announced on our sites.

We will award one of our monthly winners with two all access passes for the EHFF in September!!!

Yowza!

Just copy and paste the banner below with a link back to: http://www.myspace.com/eeriehorrorfilmfestival

or just use this code:
Good luck!

=Rev Greg=

FULL LENGTH MONSTER MADHOUSE SHOWS ONLINE !!

HERE IS THE LINK TO “VEOH”…A GREAT NEW VIDEO HOSTING SERVICE…..ANY LENGTH VIDEOS FOR FREE !!!

HERE IS THE MONSTER MADHOUSE CHANNEL LINK:

http://www.veoh.com/users/BORLOFF

WE HAVE 4 SHOWS UP NOW…AND WILL BE ADDING MOEW, EVERY WEEK !!!!

STAY TUNED..

THANXXX

BORLOFF

Upgrades.

I upgraded our content management system and some plug-ins to their newer versions. If you notice any problems or anything not working right, please drop me a line and let me know. As usual I can do nothing about Tim’s spelling and grammar so please stop emailing me about it. Thanks!

KSWA wrestling this Saturday!

K.S.W.A. Wrestling
Presents : “The Aftermath 2007″
7:30pm, Saturday, February 24, 2007
ALL FANS WILL GET A FREE K.S.W.A. COLLECTORS CUP
THIS MONTHS CUP WILL FEATURE
KRIS KASH & ANTHONY ALEXANDER
Tickets $10 Adult/$8 Kids
Lawrenceville Moose
120 51st Street
Pittsburgh, PA 15201
For Show Information Call
412-726-1762

Keystone State Wrestling Alliance
www.kswa.net
myspace.com/kswawrestling