'Die and Let Live' premeire, (remember I'm in it)
Posted by Tim on November 30, 2006

In Pittsburgh, Pa., The CLO Cabaret is doing the popular ‘Buffy’ episode, “Once More With Feeling.” at the local downtown theater. If you happen to come in costume as one of the characters from the episode, a comic book store “Phantom of the Attic” is giving out prizes! It begins at 10:00pm. Tickets are $10; $12 at the door. Call 412-456-6666 for more details or tickets.
* LAKELAND, Florida, is the site of two gator attacks, the first was by a 12-foot gator who attacked a man trying to score crack (LOL)! This was the quote from the AP “Fish and Wildlife trappers said they believe they caught the alligator near the site of the attack later Wednesday, although they said they couldn’t be sure it was the same animal.”
* A reported second attack in Lakeland, had a man being attacked by another gator which took a chunk of the man’s back out! (OUCH)
* Apparently Giant F’n Rats are taking over Florida and they carry “MONKEYPOX”! Where’s X-Files when you need them? Gambian rats is what they are called they are from Africa… Here’s a quote from the AP from a man at the CDC, “His quest is to prove what many scientists suspect: that African rodents imported as pets caused a monkeypox outbreak in the Midwest in 2003 that sickened dozens of adults and children with a virus related to smallpox. Scientists suspect Gambian rats may play a role.”
* Sealions are attacking people on the shores of beaches in San Fran, California. This was a quote from a expert, “Now a series of sea-lion attacks on people in recent months has led experts to warn that the animals are not as cute and cuddly as they appear.” No fucking shit if they are attacking!
* If you haven’t heard about this yet apparently you don’t live on the internet, “Killer Whale attacking trainer in San Diego”. Yes, it is very true as the whale got ahold of the trainer’s foot and pulled him under water not once but twice!
Yes people I see Fox’s “When Animals Attack” program making a comeback!
Hi to everyone in Bastards of Horror Land!
I will be doing my first ever radio interview this Saturday at Deadpit Radio! Visit http://www.deadpit.com for details on my and all celebrity interviews (including Tim Gross:D)
Tiffany Apan

Finally the new Full Moon Fan Club membership card IS HAPPENING!!! The PERFECT Christmas gift for edgy freaky horror fans!!! AND ONLY $25 BUCKS!!!
FULL MOON FAN CLUB CARDS GO ON SALE AT EXACTLY NOON (PST) ON MONDAY DECEMBER 4TH AT http://www.fullmoondirect.com/!!! AND THE FIRST 100 BUYERS WILL ALSO GET AN 11X17 SIGNED LIMITED EDITION PRINT OF BLADE FOR FREE! (one of only 500 hand numbered ! copies) THE LIMITED EDITION BLADE PRINT IS A $75.00+ VALUE!!! (to see what the 11×17 Blade prints looks like go to www.fullmoondirect.com!) FYI - Full Moon Fan Club Cards start at number #0001 - so the first 100 buyers will get card #’s 0001 to 0100!!!
Membership entitles you to:
A 10% discount on all items purchased at http://www.fullmoondirect.com/ (just use you discount code # on the back of your card)
A 20% discount on all purchases of Full Moon merchandise at any of the Charles Band Full Moon Horror Road Show events!
A 20% discount on all merchandise purchased at any convention that Full Moon attends!
Free admission to any of Charles Band Full Moon Horror Road Show events!
A VIP visit to any Full Moon features motion picture set during filming! (48 hour notice required)
There will be more announcements to come and more exciting things that “members only” will be entitled to!!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Eerie Horror Film Festival is featured in an article that appears in the latest issue of MovieMaker Magazine (Fall 2006) which is on sale on newsstands across the country.
The article, “Finding Your Niche” by Brian Malik, focuses on several unique film festivals throughout America and features a full color photo of EHFF President Greg Ropp as well as a paragraph about the annual event (under the heading: “For Moviemakers Who Like Things That Go Bump in The Night”).
MovieMaker, which proudly proclaims itself as the best selling independent film magazine in the world, has a readership of over 160,000 worldwide according to it’s website.
The 2007 Eerie Horror Film Festival will be held October 10 - 14 at the Erie Playhouse in Erie, Pa. This will be the fourth year for the event.
Kate Graham, star of POULTRYGEIST informed us that she will join Lloyd Kaufman at the Washington D.C. Tromapalooza concert for the TromaDance Film Festival on Friday, Dec. 1st, 9:00Pm at the Asylem. The event produced by Jen Tonon will raise money for the TromaDance Film Festival. Click HERE for all the info or read below!
TROMAPALOOZA DC is latest ass-kicking TromaDance Fundraiser Event!Enjoy good music, good people, and good fun in support of good independent cinema!
December 1st, 2006
Asylum
2471 18th Street, NW
Washington, DC 20011
PHN #: 202.319.9353
What
Else: 9:00pm
$5.00 • 21+
Bands
• Dingleberry Dynasty (featured on the POULTRYGEIST soundtrack!)
• Like No Tomorrow (Tromette Labia’s band)
• Pessimist Parade
Lloyd Kaufman in LIVE & IN PERSON!
Bands, raffles, autographs & MORE!
All proceeds will go to benefit the Tromadance fund!

In Production… from Darkstone Entertainment is “Oria” (Shadowhunters 2). Should be finished around December 21, 2006!
Farmers o’ Flesh,
Posted a new film:
FUNERAL HOME
http://www.thefleshfarm.com/funeralhome/funeralmain.htm