The RYLI MORGAN Collection

Posted by Tim on August 3, 2006

How much sweeter could this deal be?

“The RYLI MORGAN Collection”
(Scheduled DVD premiere date: 8/15/06)
©2006 Mark Baranowski
Color/B&W, approx. 200 minutes
Unrated (for mature viewers only), DVD format (NTSC)
Price $16.95 + $1.50 s/h

Ryli’s first 4 films… RE-EDITED, RE-SCORED, and ALL ON 1 DISC!!!

Despair (2001)
A married couple’s final hours, before each commits suicide. Christopher (Mark Baranowski) no longer wishes to live
a life in which his artistic talents continue to go unrecognized and unappreciated…
Yvette (Ryli Morgan) has no desire to live without him, and her depression drives her to both insanity and self-destruction.
“I watched it (when my kid was out of the room), and I did enjoy it…” - Bill “Otis” Moseley (THE DEVIL’S REJECTS)
“Erotic in a morbid sort of way…” - Joe Bob Briggs (”MONSTERVISION”)

Ryli Morgan: Audition (2001)
Recorded before a blue screen and between the ropes of a boxing ring (!), Ryli SIZZLES while she struts, sways,
strips and SO much more… JUST FOR YOU!!! Watch, mesmerized, as she slides and wiggles her way out of three
tantalizing outfits… each time more revealing than the last!
Previously available in quickly sold-out, limited quantities!!!

Runaway Terror(2002)
A shady producer begins losing his actresses to a knife-wielding, masked killer. A detective teams up with the twin
sister of the first victim (both played by Ryli) to search for the culprit, as both the list of suspects and the
body count grows…
“Takes the slasher formula and works with it in the right way…” - HORROR-DOMAIN.com

Expendable(2003)
David is a newly sold-out drug dealer who decides to pay his ex-wife, Nicole (Ryli Morgan), a surprise visit before
leaving town with his new girlfriend (Brinke Stevens)… only to discover that Nicole isn’t the same person he knew
when he left her, a year ealrier. She now has a girlfriend of her own, and David sooon realizes that some things are
better left in the past…
“Yet another example of micro budget film making done correctly… Ryli Morgan’s performance as Nicole is
incredible to watch.” - Doublas A. Waltz, CULTCUTS MAGAZINE

DISC FEATURES:
- 4 short films: DESPAIR, RYLI MORGAN: AUDITION, RUNAWAY TERROR, EXPENDABLE…
each re-edited (”Ryli-approved”) & re-scored by Mark Baranowski
- On Mark Productions 2004 promo
- Ryli slideshow
- 4 MARQUIS music videos featuring Ryli Morgan
- bonus trailer

A special thanks goes to Mark for getting us the info and we can’t wait to review this collection!

This week's Dead Pit Radio Show

Posted by Tim on August 3, 2006

Dead Pit Radio has a special show this week as they talk all about the upcoming conventions. So listen to tomorrow night’s show or I’m taking a shit at your house!

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Tim Gross's Random Thoughts!

Posted by Tim on August 3, 2006

*Ok people, yes I know there is going to be a “AVP” sequel?! I reported about it on this site months ago… I don’t give a fuck as long as dip shit Paul Anderson is within 20 feet of the filming but a great thing happen this past week apparently some big website and a national radio show came up with a “lame movies coming out next year list”! AVP sequel made #1, how about that it even beat out Rocky 6 and Rambo 4, people who liked the first one, “go fuck yourselves and shoot yourselves in the head, NOW!”

* Conventions, conventions, conventions, believe me people I’m trying to get out there to get Bastards more known and meet more people but it is called money which I do not have and personal problems which seem to happen daily these days, but anyhow wanna meet the person who puts all the shit on Bastards? No,tough shit, I’ll be at Twisted Nightmare convention in Middleburg Heights, Ohio Saturday helping out great friends Mike and Amy of Happy Cloud Pictures and trying to sell my book and getting the word out about Bastards, hope to see you there!

* To the people who think Wes Craven needs to be apart of the Masters of Horror? No he doesn’t, let’s just leave at that!

* Update to the dumb asses who have ADD and refuse to acknowledge it, “Scream” saved horror in the 90’s, long conversation?

* To the other dumb asses Hills Have Eyes still sucks and hate to tell everyone but the Omen remake bombed as I predicted but I’m sure there is a sequel in the works!

* Snakes on a Plane, I’ll personally stick with Sci-fi channel!

* Another note to the ADD dumb asses, “GO SEE THE DESCENT THIS WEEKEND”! Best horror movie of the year easily! Hostel blew ass plain and simple!